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Red?

Am I drunk?

No way.

We're only three or four cans in, and this is non-alcoholic.

You must be drunk on honey just like me!

Is that a thing?

Yeah! And it's hittin' you a lot harder than it hits me.

And here I thought I was the only one who got honey drunk. Heh, hahahaha!

Oh this is awesome!

What're you talking about? The great and mighty Leto would never get *hic* drunk!

Yes, yes, God-Empress Leto. All hail! Hahahahaha!

What are you laughing at? If we're done with the cards then get over here and listen to the story of Leto the Great.

Yes, Your *snicker* Majesty, Leto the Great. Hehe.

Listen well, Bee——Beehunter. The G-great One speaks.

Nnnng——

Right, let's start from the beginning!

I'm havin' way too much fun today. I gotta record this.

Where are you going, Beehunter?!

To get the Great One something to wet her whistle!

Oh?

Who dares?!

Me. Gummy said you sent her to get snacks. I'm here for my cut.

Oh!

Sure, here you go.

Cool. Thanks.

Hm?

What? Is there something on the Great... err, my face?

Did you eat honey?

Oh, honey? N- no. Don't be silly.

Where's Beehunter?

She's, uh, not here.

Oh Mighty Leto——I've brought your refreshments.

Hey, Zima, how ya doin'?

Hmph.

Beehunter, come. Let me ask you something.

Oh? What is it?

What's up with her?

Her? Oh, she's honey drunk.

And it's hittin' her way harder than it ever does me. She's supposed to be telling me some story about her adventures before.

You wanna listen in too? Or I could just record it for ya.

Nah.

Zima——gimme back Beehunter——

I gotta——nng, I gotta tell her my glorious war stories——

Yeah, sure, you can have her.

I'm out. Have a good time, Leto.

Okay!

See ya, General Zima!

*Sigh*.

C'mon, Leto. Stop standin' in the door makin' a fool of yourself.

Leto what?

Fine, fine. Leto the Great and Mighty, get inside already.

Good enough.

Um, excuse me?

Huh?

What's up, Mousse?

Um, well, I'm sorry to bother you so late. But, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, do you think you could have your conversation inside your room?

That's exactly what I wanna doooooo.

I am so sorry about the noise. Lemme just close our door there.

I'm the one who's sorry!

No, really.

Nnnnnng!

Phew, you're drunker than drunk.

If you say so.

Beehunter!

Another can!

Sure, why not? Go big or go home.

GLUG——GLUG——Ahhh!

Awesome.

That good?

Let's hear the story.

Yeah, where were we?

Hadn't even started.

Oh, huh. Then I guess I better hike up my skirt and start again.

Hm...

But I should probably drink something first.

Hey!

Ah——

I could go for another ice soda.

If only that gang of nobles hadn't taken apart the vending machine.

Glug, glug glug.

Phew——

Hm?

Somebody else thinks they can make it out of the campus?

The masked dudes just pushed 'em back in. Tsk.

Hey, aren't you Rosalind from class 3?

Yeah, that's me.

We're from the Peterheim Benevolent Society. Our boss, Big Andrey, wants you to join us.

How about it? Give it some thought?

Nah. Not interested.

Are you really turning us down?

In the past two days, like four or five different gangs have tried to poach me?

I don't even get why we have so many little groups. And they all have such big, tough names.

Huh? What's that supposed to mean...?

Woah, don't provoke her.

Rosalind, there's kids from a whole bunch of different schools here now. Even a bunch from a noble school got sent to ours.

You know how many of our classmates get pushed around by those noble pricks.

Isn't it time for us all to band together?

Andrey says as long as you come along, he'll treat you right.

You'll have food, drinks, anything leftover can go to you too.

Just think about it, 'General Leto.'