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My flow so deep gotchu feelin' like you drowned, low-key beats gettin' asses on the ground

Think hard, think fast, this is Emperor's sound

Come on old man, call your nurse, unless you wanna leave this place in a hearse

Joints popping got your ass in pain. Think you can stand up to me? Can't even stand on a cane

Nineteen crowns on your head, no wonder your brain only screams

Free hint, you'd better run back to your parcel-jobbing daydream

Let M.C. Kojui put you straight and narrow, no seams

A stitch job, your next time Parkside humble like I do deem

You oughta get 6060 to teach you flow

Drop another 1.8 mil, maybe you can learn how to put on a show

Ain't my fault my <@tu.kw>Skill</> steals your shine

<@tu.kw>Lights</> are filling up this club, let's get this easy dub!

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You have rhyme by all accounts, the ability, the thrill

It's time for one man round the block to move in for the kill

It's over...

Phew. I'm kinda dizzy.

It's over! Mr. Emperor won!

I pronounce this case closed!

What gave you fools the idea you could beat me? Y'all collectively saw something, or just went cuckoo?

But it don't matter. Program turned out pretty good in the end. More presentable than that fake-ass commentary before.

Another thing, some of those challengers out there were mad sus. Y'all got some shitty standards, for real.

Just another part of the nice surprise. I think the fine results speak for themselves.

Not half bad to me either. Quite entertaining, isn't it?

Hey, drop everything for a moment. Why's this crusty rat allowed to sit there?

I've been standing for too long. My legs can't handle it.

Pah! Why don't you roll straight back to your nursing home, then?

Anyway, congratulations to Mr. Emperor for claiming the win in this challenger round-robin!

We've prepared an absolutely imitationless sculpture in commemoration of our victor! Whether appreciability or collectability, it's worth its weight in gold!

Er, speaking frankly, I'd hardly want that prize even if you gifted it to me.

Indeed. You might give yourself nightmares, displaying it in your home.

Y'all just don't know how to admire it!

Forget it. Don't give it to me, give it to those little friends of mine over there. They hit a pretty solid beat, and it ain't every day you get to share a stage with the Emperor. Need to really remember it.

Can I have it, really?!

Cool it, cool it. If I say you can, then damn right you can.

What I say here goes. What, don't tell me there's still people who don't know? I'mma remind all you fools who don't get it, out of the kindness of my heart, one last time, one final time!

Listen careful. And then scream my name, worship me.

I, am the one and only truth standing here.

On this stage—what I say goes!

Sponsored by MARTHE Clothing, raise your hands for our Freestyle Thursday, Loyal to the Beat, our night of rap!

Please welcome our Beatmaster, the Bayside Overlord, the Tycoon for the Ages, ooourrr Emmmmm—perooooor! He's here once again to welcome our fresh challengers... they are—

Logic. Order. Common sense. Lay of the land.

Too many of y'all let that shit get to you. Suckers crawl outta bed to act like some boring-ass drones? Where's the joy?

Y'all tell me. Enlighten a man here.

Why's a healthy morning breakfast taste like trash? You really gotta get that report on 'if all Cautus ears grow long' done today? Does one plus one really gotta yield a result?

Boring.

Boring from the B to the G!

Wack-ass music's got me out of my vibe, we need more FIRE! More perception, more intuition, more enthusiasm!

The spark, the insight, the explosion, the unexpected! More flabbergasting, tongue-tying than any scripted performance, more attention-grabbing than this whole damn stage they rigged up!

Forget your comfort zone, your common sense, your logic! I wanna hear you cheer right now like no tomorrow!

There's only one truth standing in here, one miracle.

—And that's me!

Mr. Emperor! It's THE Mr. Emperor, in the flesh, speaking to us!

Am I dreaming? I-I-I wonder if I can get his autograph later...

Hey, watch it, don't hyperventilate. Deep breaths, deep breaths—

Huff... phew...

Are we all good here? Can't shake the feeling that superstar stage guy's got some wild crap up his sleeve.

Don't worry, that's Emperor's stage by right. Even supposing he'll set a round of explosions off, the stage has accounted for it all!

Can't tell if you're being serious...

Got a bunch of new blood hungry to climb up, a bunch of comedian-ass judges, and commentary staler than aunty's cornbread. What else we got?

Hey, you invited me here, and you're gonna tell me to my face you only got these snoozefests lined up?

But of course not.

Don't you fear, Mr. Emperor. Just for you, we've prepared some very nice surprises—

This farce ends here.

Uh-huh?

Your display on the stage forces our hand, Emperor.

Your music, even your lyrics are the epitome of skin-deep. I could write a dozen of these musty tracks in a day. They ought to sweep your out-of-date flow along with 70 Percent into a pile of dead leaves.

Let this fresh face show you all what music is about now. And I'll let you in too, on the meaning of true modern rap.

Tch, that one went wide. Sorry, that's my fault for missing.

Man, what kinda clown shit is this? Keep talking that noise and I'm gonna spill my lunch.

Who let the stank-ass rat onto the stage? A rap newcomer? How come I ain't heard about a punk who pisses people off this bad.

You haven't followed the industry for a while, have you, Mr. Emperor?

Plenty of talented singers have risen up lately, among which are some who brought their own sturdy core of supporters. There's no spitting on their strength.

Our Mr. 'Sandstorm Rudes' here is the one with the biggest buzz out of all the new faces.

Son's name is 'Sandstorm Rudes'?! Sheesh, name's so wack it's got me shedding.

Is it? I think it's quite good, for one.

Time for Sandstorm Rudes a.k.a. M.C. Kojui to show you there's no judging a book by its cover, and you've no right to laugh at someone else's name.

Heavens, I had no idea you two get on so well! Though, might I ask you don't ignore me?

Here, I'm right here!

Why does nobody respect their elders? Where's the shrieking, the applause? You don't think my record sales are phony, do you? People, I'm a platinum LP machine!

Here, you young fellows, help me out now, boost me up.

So what? This posse of store brand clowns is your big surprise for me? Do I have something wrong here? Can I get a confirmation this ain't the butt of a giant-ass joke?

As you can see, these are our 'challengers' for tonight!

We didn't invite just one vocalist to this battle! We're running the gauntlet from the evergreens of the music world who've seen it all, to the newcomers drawing all attention! You can look forward to plenty more mystery guests tonight!

These musicians are about to issue a challenge to our rap god!

That's... that's the new singer who's gotten really popular recently!

Huh? I feel like I've seen that guy in the back on some screen before. They got so many big names for this?

Oh, gosh, I think they're about to start! Emperor's going to rap?!

It seems we were right to attend this one... Move, let's get a better view!

Damn good. Y'all did aight.

Plenty of fools with the nerve to challenge me, but here's hoping y'all are made of different stuff. Don't let me down too hard!

Lay it out. How's this challenge gonna roll? Y'all gonna charge together or come one by one? I don't mind splashing a little of my precious time here.

And I wouldn't mind bringing it to a past-man who can't keep up with the times.

Hold on, are you including me in that last bit?

Hold up, I got a good idea! A chance like this is one in two blue moons. We're gonna raise the bar a little, make this interesting!

What will you need, Mr. Emperor? We'll arrange for...

No need. Won't be much hassle.

You, yeah, you guys. Get up here.

Huh?! M-Me?