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Hm? Can you not sense it, Closure? I'll need to seriously judge if you're qualified to continue being my partner!

Of course art is eternal! Justice is eternal! Neither sits above the other!

The forms and actions of the in-game characters are all uniformly manifested with grace and elegance by my own Fist, that of Conviction.

You'll sense the depths of justice's power. Even if the land of Terra is presently caged by dark clouds, justice will never be taken with! Evil will be convicted!

Soldiers Assemble: Barrage Fortress! is, more than adapting operators to their hours free from work, meant to steel the faiths of us all!

...... (Uh, is it?)

So, are you fully prepared now?

......;I am prepared, Master Conviction.;Let me guess: you have something else to say.

Now let me tell you about what our creative process—

Hold it! Let me leave you with a tale of what our creative process—

Yes! Now let me tell you what our creative process—

That's enough, Conviction. Can't you see the Doctor's just bursting to go? After you're done playtesting, Doc, we can take our time then!

Doc, congrats on hereby becoming the 52nd tester for the all new joint Closure and Conviction-developed game—Soldiers Assemble: Barrage Fortress!

Let's get this show on the road!

I'm the 52nd already?!

愚人节关卡教学

You're now here at the 'Soldiers Assemble: Barrage Fortress!' training tutorial.

Yup. We didn't have enough time to get this part voiced, so Conviction and I will personally walk you through it.

You might see me <@tu.kw>zooming around</> on a hovercraft. Don't be too shocked though, because this is a game, and you've gotta break the mold!

How else would you get to fight alongside Master Conviction, were this not a game?

But now, onto business! Doctor, all you need to do is <@tu.kw>swipe anywhere on the <@tu.kw>screen</> to freely move the hovercraft.

Just like this.

It's a bit different from how you're usually used to fighting, but you'll still <@tu.kw>need to use</> Deployment Points.

How's that? True to life, but also larger than life. Now THAT is art!

By the way, Conviction... Are you not going to swap out the fists for bullets?

Look, it seems like you're continuously firing out your own... '<@tu.kw>fists</>.'

And I personally think the fists aren't conspicuous enough! After all, this is the Conviction Fist infused with artistry and nostalgia we're talking about here! And you still want the Master to use a gun or something?

Alright then.

That pretty much sums up the basics. I can see you're already gearing up, Doctor, but there's still one more important rule––

If you want to clear a stage, you'd better <@tu.kw>protect</> <@tu.kw>Conviction</>, and beat the boss at the end!

Hey, are you paying attention?! If something bad happens to me in the game, I won't hesitate to convict you out here!

By the way...

You've given yourself way too much HP!

Hahaha, details, details!

In any case, let the games... BEGIN!

愚人节教学流程B

Because this is the first stage and I'm so kind and merciful, I'll give you a hint - you'd better get your ass prepared

The boss of the first stage is a killer-on-wheels with unparalleled speed and destructive power.

Wait, you made the Sarkaz Lancer two– no, even three times faster than it should be?

Ahem... In any case, <@tu.kw>defeat</> the <@tu.kw>boss</> that appears, and the stage will be over.

Enough dawdling around, or the big fella's actually going to pop out of the screen and slap you silly.

愚人节BOSS关对话

In one final act of conviction, the benevolent God of Art will grind sinners into–– Wait, hold up... Closure, there's an issue with the God of Art's assets!

I don't see anything wrong.

What do you mean you don't see anything wrong? What the heck is this?!

That's <@tu.kw>The Big, Ugly Thing</>.