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Part.01

Make your mind up! Are we going to this 'Classic Royal Restaurant' or not?!

No.

No.

What's the problem with you two?! A joint this expensive? It's gotta be great! And you're not gonna go?!

Who gave you these discount coupons...?

Somebody I know, duh. I got connections...

He got it as a prize from a juice box.

Forget the details, you going? No?

Isn't the Gaulish on this coupon spelled wrong?

It is? Wait, what do you know about Gaulish anyway?

What do they mean, 200% off? Are they going to pay us?

And the craftsmanship on this coupon's some hideous stuff. It's fading here, look.

Agh!

Man, it is.

Odds are he got duped again.

Without a doubt.

Cazzo, I said forget the details! You won't know until you go see.

Use your brain a little. How's a high-quality restaurant gonna produce coupons this crappy?

And even if they're real, they're not gonna let Infected in.

It's fake at a glance.

Ugh... you serious?

Hold on, what's this signature dish they're advertising here...

Lemme see... marmalade macaroni?

What the shit is this 'restaurant?!'

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Part.02

Marmalade macaroni. It kind of rings a bell.

Huh?

A foreman told me a story once, from about seventy years or so ago.

Back then, the Contes had this chef who made the worst food. So bad they kicked him out of Siracusa.

Oh, I remember now.

He scampered off to Gaul after. The con guy who called himself a Siracusan celebrity chef.

Yeah, that's the guy.

Huh? I never heard of any of this.

Well...

You should read a few more books.

So then? What happened after?

He had good luck, probably. Faked it the whole way until he actually got a rep as a famous chef.

And then he threw up a mountain of recipes that could drive a Siracusan insane.

Like?

Marmalade macaroni, chocolate sauce spaghetti...

But it seemed to suit the Gauls well enough.

Doesn't sound that bad to me.

Come again?

You sure?

Sounds real sweet. Tasty, right?

You son of a mother.

Something's wrong with your taste buds.

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Part.03

Excuse me, you're reading?

What? Don't give me that, I'm a...

What is this... recipes?

You learning to cook?

I kinda got into it recently, and this cookbook's real interesting. I wanna give it a shot.

'Innovations in the Cuisine of Terra, Issue 200.'

Don't know if you should trust that in your kitchen.

Check out this new dish from Yan! 'Mapo Strawberry.'

You dumbass...

Don't you ever let a single Yanese operator catch sight of this thing.

I've decided. I'm gonna learn this one.

Siesta-style fruit pizza.

Broca. Get a rope. Tie Chiave up.

Alright.

Chiave, no struggling.

Waargh! What are you two doing?!

...And then?

Find a Laterano church. Throw him in there. Let the clerics beat his brains out.

Alright.

What the hell for?!