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Hey, have you heard the bombastic news?

Which?

Croque said the leaders are talking about putting together something new!

Ugh, that plan to turn all the lights in the city green? Can't say I'm a fan.

Not that one! The one about the slide!

I heard Stitch and Catch are having a huge row over the Great Aquapit's refurbishment plans!

The two of them?! How far are they into their debate?

Uhh, I think now they'll use water cannons to blast people into another cannon, and then into another one... something like that?

Absolutely not!

Let's try a different idea, then. We'll use the water cannons to hurl people up to the springboards high above...

Don't you have any ideas that don't involve water cannons?

But it's a brilliant epiphany, and you were the one who inspired me! Well, in that case, do you have any bright ideas, Stitch the amazing architectural designer?

Ugh... I was just going to be the lead architectural designer and dial down Acahuallans' plans a little.

You had the surface-dwellers come to help with the bridge. I have no problem with that. But now we're discussing the thing that will go on top of the bridge and live alongside it, the landmark of Zeruertza!

You don't want to work on the dome with me. Fine, I get how you feel about the dome. Then let's talk about what will be our next landmark after the big water slide.

There's a much simpler and more graceful way to solve this. It could be brimming with symbolism!

It could be more exciting!

It could be more exciting and brimming with symbolism!

Phew, Catch, arguing about this here isn't going to get us anywhere. How about we have a design competition? We'll give each other some time to work on a design and let the citizens of Zeruertza decide.

Of course. Just like all those years ago.

I'm on board too—

Croque? Are you drinking?

I'm fine. I only had a tiny little bit.

You emptied three whole barrels by yourself.

Stitch, I heard your proposal. I'm interested.

And if Catch is up for it, then that's all the better!

Now we just need to find Deculture, and we'll build something new for Zeruertza!

You mean... I should change how I treat them...

Don't you think they're cute?

It's true that they are nowhere close to what you'd call 'human.' I'm no doctor, but even so, I know that humans are way more complex than the machines we have these days.

But that doesn't mean we can't get along with them like friends and family.

Deculture, you're these a 'parent' to these little guys.

Parent, huh...?

They count on you and trust you, just like newly hatched fowlbeasts growing under their mothers' wings.

For the longest time, I've really only seen them in... an indifferent light. All I ever do is what an industrial representative should, the same thing that all the industrial representatives before me did.

We pick our robot managers from the Durins who hang out in the robotics section of the library. We have to master how to create these little things.

It's not actually that complicated. All we have to do is follow the books' instructions and put together the parts that we like... use our imaginations, and they always work without fail.

My teacher spent years trying to figure out the logic behind them, but he came up empty-handed.

From what I heard, my teacher's teacher also researched it, and it's thanks to her that the assistant robots can tell jokes.

Do you know how to make a Durin angry? Nobody knows! Hahaha.

Oh, that's amazing.

As for me, all I'm doing is taking their abilities for granted. You're right. I should try to actually get along with them.

0429, your fellow robot 0428 has been retired. Inspection will not reawaken it.

But that doesn't change that it was one of us. The things that it built will last.

Retirement isn't the end.

Instruction acknowledged. Retirement is not the end. Understood.

Relationship defined with Zumama: friend. Deculture, I would like us to be defined as friends.

Friends. Right, friends. We can get along like that.

0429, did you know? Friends are supposed to help each other.

Before, I used to order you to do everything that I couldn't be bothered to handle myself...

But now I'm thinking that's not how this should be. We should be on equal footing with one another.

From here on out, I will ask you to help me with my tasks, as a friend.

Acknowledged. Help friend.

0429, please—

Send three cases of ale to my place, and bring some snacks while you are at it. After that, please let Master Edge know that I won't be attending today's representative meeting because I'll be sleeping.

That doesn't seem quite right...

Zumama!

Hey, Gavial, you're here!

This is my new friend, Assistant Robot #0429, and its terrible boss, Deculture.

Deculture, meeting invitation, all representatives—

0429, change of plans. As your friend, I'm asking you to do me this favor. Go to that meeting for me.

Help friend. Help friend!

Do it yourself!

Speaking of which, what was our last meeting with everyone in attendance for?

Alcohol was in short supply, so we had a meeting to figure out how to solve the supply chain issues.

Have we ever run low on alcohol?

You skipped that meeting.

Hahaha, this brings me back. The mead fans wanted to make sure the whiskey lovers had nothing to drink, so they bought out all the whiskey in town.

And to get back at the mead fans, the Whiskey Enthusiasts' Association started buying up mead by the lot too.

These drunkards can survive without booze?

Of course not. That's why they started drinking the booze they bought to get at the other side.

I understand both clubs lost some members to the other side around that time, haha!

It's a shame, though. If only they had an appreciation for berry tomato wine.

Catch, you... so that's your poison?

Yeah, what's the matter?

No wonder none of the alcohol fan clubs accepted you...

Well... Never mind, so we're all gathered today to discuss the 'Great Aquapit...'

Tear it down? Yeah, I agree, and the sooner the better.

I'm a yea, too.

I thought you two loved that place! Hell, you go multiple times a week, Croque!

Right, and I'm regretting my patronage. I can't believe I spent so much time in a facility built by a guy who likes berry tomato wine... It's a disgrace.

How negligent I must have been as the industrial representative to participate in a project led by a man like that.

What is that supposed to mean?! Hey, Master Edge, what's with that look?

Haha, berry tomato wine... That's a little...

If you've reached an understanding, then we'll call everyone out to blow up that showy water slide, fix the railroads, and solve all of Master Edge's problems. That's the plan. Any objections?

It's a shame, but an architect can't let his past work tie him down. This is a chance to once again put my talents to good use.

Stitch, you said you'd have a design contest with Catch over Zeruertza's new landmark. You are serious about that, aren't you?

Of course.

Oh? Finally going to amaze us with your designs again?

Well, with all of you here singing my praises, what choice do I have?

Looks like we're in for a fun couple of months. I should stock up on booze.

Seriously, Master Edge, why don't you try some berry tomato wine? It really isn't as bad as it sounds.

Not in a million years.

And that's the end of the voting!

Well, then. Per consensus, this is it for the Great Aquapit, and we will repair the railroad bridge and build a new landmark for Zeruertza at the same time!

Hell yeah! I've been getting tired of the slide anyway!

The new plan better be something totally different! I heard we're getting a roller coaster?

Water coaster!

Looping water coaster!

A catapult looping water coaster! With a super water cannon! And a racetrack for self-driving carts!