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Rhodes Island Dormitories

Leto and Beehunter's Room

Shura, I got the——Hey, you started drinking already!

I got bored waiting for you. But I bought lots. Why can't I do a little pregaming?

Yeah all right. I actually nibbled on the snacks a bit on my way back. They're good.

You think the Beehunter would stand for less?

C'mon, let's eat, play a hand or two to warm up, and then you tell us about your big adventure.

Okay.

Pair of 7s.

Pair of kings.

Royal.

Four-of-a-kind.

Straight flush.

Royal flush.

20, stand.

Ace, 4. Tough call.

Hit me.

Push? Okay, let's go again.

Hold!

Hit me.

Hit.

Hit.

Ace.

I win.

I'm done!

Wait.

What's goin' on today?

You always have shitty luck at cards.

Huh——?

Hey——

Is your face red?

Red?

Am I drunk?

No way.

We're only three or four cans in, and this is non-alcoholic.

You must be drunk on honey just like me!

Is that a thing?

Yeah! And it's hittin' you a lot harder than it hits me.

And here I thought I was the only one who got honey drunk. Heh, hahahaha!

Oh this is awesome!

What're you talking about? The great and mighty Leto would never get *hic* drunk!

Yes, yes, God-Empress Leto. All hail! Hahahahaha!

What are you laughing at? If we're done with the cards then get over here and listen to the story of Leto the Great.

Yes, Your *snicker* Majesty, Leto the Great. Hehe.

Listen well, Bee——Beehunter. The G-great One speaks.

Nnnng——

Right, let's start from the beginning!

I'm havin' way too much fun today. I gotta record this.

Where are you going, Beehunter?!

To get the Great One something to wet her whistle!

Oh?

Who dares?!

Me. Gummy said you sent her to get snacks. I'm here for my cut.

Oh!

Sure, here you go.

Cool. Thanks.

Hm?

What? Is there something on the Great... err, my face?

Did you eat honey?

Oh, honey? N- no. Don't be silly.

Where's Beehunter?

She's, uh, not here.

Oh Mighty Leto——I've brought your refreshments.

Hey, Zima, how ya doin'?

Hmph.

Beehunter, come. Let me ask you something.

Oh? What is it?

What's up with her?

Her? Oh, she's honey drunk.

And it's hittin' her way harder than it ever does me. She's supposed to be telling me some story about her adventures before.

You wanna listen in too? Or I could just record it for ya.

Nah.

Zima——gimme back Beehunter——

I gotta——nng, I gotta tell her my glorious war stories——

Yeah, sure, you can have her.

I'm out. Have a good time, Leto.

Okay!

See ya, General Zima!

*Sigh*.

C'mon, Leto. Stop standin' in the door makin' a fool of yourself.

Leto what?

Fine, fine. Leto the Great and Mighty, get inside already.

Good enough.

Um, excuse me?

Huh?

What's up, Mousse?

Um, well, I'm sorry to bother you so late. But, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, do you think you could have your conversation inside your room?

That's exactly what I wanna doooooo.

I am so sorry about the noise. Lemme just close our door there.

I'm the one who's sorry!

No, really.

Nnnnnng!

Phew, you're drunker than drunk.

If you say so.

Beehunter!

Another can!

Sure, why not? Go big or go home.

GLUG——GLUG——Ahhh!

Awesome.

That good?